February 2012
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YOLO.
You only like onions.
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I know this is a lot for me to ask, but just...
If a girl is confident enough to post a picture of herself without any makeup on, can you try not to bash her? You don’t and never will understand her insecurities, so don’t think it was easy for her to do. The make up is for to cover any flaws she thinks she may have, and taking it off means she gathered up to courage to them to people. Think about all of your flaws, and imagine being...
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Songs that perfectly fit your mood.
What’s better than that?
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Tumblr fame going to your heads.
Let’s not get too ahead of ourselves, shall we? I know this topic has been beat to death, but I honestly can’t stress it enough. Some people just feel like they’re more important than others because they’re somewhat popular over the internet. When they start talking or acting like they’re superior to everyone else, I just feel so sorry for them. Just the thought of...
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When girls casually say sexual things to me ......
chardonnayre asked: she obviously wants some dinosaurs in her canyon ;]
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Awkward thing happened today.
I was walking through the most crowded hallway today, trying to get to my next class. The whole hallway was literally filled, and if I didn’t speed up the crowd I was going to be late. I got desperate, so I started to shove and push people. I didn’t see who I was pushing, and I was just shoving people at random.
Here’s where the awkwardness happened.
As I was shoving and...
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It doesn't bother you?
Then please continue to complain to people about it, you’re making it very convincing that you no longer care about the issue. In all seriousness, if you tell someone that nothing’s wrong, don’t expect them to press further into the topic; no one fucking cares. Don’t pretend like nothing’s wrong, then go deeper into your problems. No one asked you, and you said...
I'm 17 . I don't fangirl scream. I don't ask for...
I don’t care what age I am. If I ever meet Brian Puspos, I’d fangirl scream, shove things in his face to sign, and so much more.
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Why is every condom "the thinnest one"?
How am I supposed to choose which condom to buy for when I’m not having sex?
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If cannibals have a fight, would it be called a...
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"OH MY GOODNESS! (Tumblr famous person) is...
Well of course! You deserved it!
… You’ve been kissing their ass for how long now?
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I keep going back and forth from my next 100th.
I keep losing and gaining the same amount of followers … STOP LEAVING ME GUYS :(
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Brian Puspos better be at World of Dance this...
I don’t even mind if my crew doesn’t place, as long as I can be in the same room as God’s gift to the human race. Oh god. Marry me, you fiery hot stud muffin.
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You know the daily routines we all hate?
What I like keeping in mind is that, although we all have to do something we can’t stand for just about every day of our lives, it won’t always be like this. This rut we’re all stuck in is just temporary, and we put up with it because we know it means a better future for us.
Then I realized that we’re all going to have even worse daily routines when we’re adults....
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What is it about Sundays that make me feel so...
It’s like a day off, but with a lot on my mind. I’m supposed to be relaxing, but I feel like there’s something I need to do. Knowing that I don’t have to do anything on Sundays, but the next day starts the wave of responsibilities, I feel kind of guilty for not doing anything for the time being. It makes me feel uneasy, like there’s some sort of void I need to fill. I...
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What do you call the Jetson's if they were black?
My friend told me this joke, and I had to guess for about 20 minutes what the answer was. When he finally told me, I sort of died. It wasn’t funny, but it was pretty fucking hilarious.
“Niggers”.
I’m going to hell.
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How do you kill 200 flies at once?
…. You slap an African kid in the face.
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What do Africans do at night?
… They starve.
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